you know you're obsessed with btvs when ...
- You always carry a stake in your sleeve, just in case.
- You never go out after sundown.
- If you do go out, it's always to hang around graveyards, empty factories or funky-lookin' mansions.
- You have dreams about Buffy.
- You're sure that you're the next Slayer.
- You never invite anyone into your house without throwing holy water at them first.
- You have a Buffy-related web-site.
- You make a list like this.
- You go cold turkey when you miss an episode.
- You never kill a boy on the first date.
- You're reading this list.
- You find yourself using Buffy-slang.
- You think that B-I-T-C-H spells 'bitca'.
- You walls are covered with Buffy-pictures.
- You know every episode by heart.
- You're just like me.
- You write Buffy-related FanFics.
- You always hang out at the school library 'cuz it's where all the action is.
- You find yourself calling your friends Buffy, Xander or any BtVS-character's name.
- You kick doors open.
- You would never wear anything that your favourite Buffy-character wouldn't wear.
- As far as you're concerned, Buffy and the Slayerettes are real people.
- You drive to California to see Sunnydale and meet the Scooby Gang. And when you find out that neither Sunnydale nor the Scoobies are real, you have a nervous breakdown.
- Your boyfriend's name is Angel.
- You're afraid of cheerleaders wannabes.
- You're afraid that you'll become a real fish if joining the sweam-team.
- You keep all your informations on yellow disks.
- You lock yourself in your room every time there's a Sadie Hawkins dance.
- You never go see the hyenas when you're at the zoo.
- You name your dolls.
- You avoid fraternity parties.
- You stay away from anyone called Spike or William.
- You never go to Parent/Teacher night.
- You try to kill people with your fingernails.
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