you know you're obsessed with btvs when ...

  • You always carry a stake in your sleeve, just in case.
  • You never go out after sundown.
  • If you do go out, it's always to hang around graveyards, empty factories or funky-lookin' mansions.
  • You have dreams about Buffy.
  • You're sure that you're the next Slayer.
  • You never invite anyone into your house without throwing holy water at them first.
  • You have a Buffy-related web-site.
  • You make a list like this.
  • You go cold turkey when you miss an episode.
  • You never kill a boy on the first date.
  • You're reading this list.
  • You find yourself using Buffy-slang.
  • You think that B-I-T-C-H spells 'bitca'.
  • You walls are covered with Buffy-pictures.
  • You know every episode by heart.
  • You're just like me.
  • You write Buffy-related FanFics.
  • You always hang out at the school library 'cuz it's where all the action is.
  • You find yourself calling your friends Buffy, Xander or any BtVS-character's name.
  • You kick doors open.
  • You would never wear anything that your favourite Buffy-character wouldn't wear.
  • As far as you're concerned, Buffy and the Slayerettes are real people.
  • You drive to California to see Sunnydale and meet the Scooby Gang. And when you find out that neither Sunnydale nor the Scoobies are real, you have a nervous breakdown.
  • Your boyfriend's name is Angel.
  • You're afraid of cheerleaders wannabes.
  • You're afraid that you'll become a real fish if joining the sweam-team.
  • You keep all your informations on yellow disks.
  • You lock yourself in your room every time there's a Sadie Hawkins dance.
  • You never go see the hyenas when you're at the zoo.
  • You name your dolls.
  • You avoid fraternity parties.
  • You stay away from anyone called Spike or William.
  • You never go to Parent/Teacher night.
  • You try to kill people with your fingernails.
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